How time flies!
Panaih weiiii
Syukur, senyum lah...sedekah tu
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Enjoy whatever you are doing...........
A guy calls a company and orders their 5 day 5 kg weight loss program.
The next day, there a knock on the door and there stands before him a voluptuous, athletic, 19 year old babe dressed in nothing but a pair of Nike running shoes and a sign around her neck....
she introduces herself as a rep of the weight loss co. the sign reads...
"If you can catch me, you can have me"
Without a second thought, he takes off after her. A few miles later puffing and puffing, he finally gives up.
The same girl shows up for the next 4 days and same thing happens. On the 5th day, he weighs himself and is delighted to find he has lost 5kg as promised.
He calls the company and orders their 5day/10kg program. The next day there's a knock on the door and there stands the most stunning, beautiful sexy woman he has seen in his life. She is wearing nothing but a Reebok running shoes and a sign around her neck that reads....
"If you catch me, you can have me.."
Well, he's out the door after her like a shot. This girl is in excellent shape and he does his best but no such luck. So for the next 4 days, the same routine happens with him gradually getting better and better shape.
Much to his delight, on the 5th day when he weighs himself, he discovers that he lost another 10kg as promised. he decides to go for broke and calls the company to order the 7day/25kg program..
"Are you sure?" asks the rep on the phone.
"Absolutely!" he replies.."I haven't felt this good in years"
The next day there's a knock on the door and when he opens it he find a huge muscular guy standing there wearing nothing but a pink running shoes and a sign around his neck that reads..
"If i catch you, you are mine"
He lost 33 kg that week!
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